Thursday, May 10, 2007

TechnoFave Highway to SEO Heaven

In the wake of the NoFollow fiasco, honest commenters (eg: non-spammers) have had a rough go in developing deep links with like minded individuals in the blogging community. Some people may be drifting off into link-comaland and having near death experiences ... wait, what is that I see? Just go towards the LIGHT!

The alarms on the cart next to your bed sound off. Code Blue is announced over the com, and in rushes Dr. Dosh Dosh (or as his bevy of nurses call him,Kawaiikuma Honey). Years of experience tell him that you have just gone into cardiac arrest --- he reaches for the TechnoFave™ paddles, applies them to your chest and gives you a jolt that would of killed you if you were not already half there.

Dosh orders the nurse to inject you with 1cc of Linkittohim to stabilize rush you just received from all of that adrenaline pumping thru your veins --- not from the TechnoFave™ paddles, but the nurse that just gave you the injection has the nicest rack that you have ever seen. Obviously Dr. Dosh Dosh is a plastic surgeon as well.

Road to Blog Recovery


During rehab, Dr. Dosh taught me everything there is to know about taking my blog vitamins to keep up link strength, and I am recovering quite nicely.

Being a born-again blogger of late, I would like to pass on some of the wisdom that Dr. Dosh bestowed upon me. The world would be a better place if we all would just Fave each other and Link hands.

Therapy Process


I think most of you already know the recuperative powers of Dr. Dosh's miracle therapy:

  1. You fave me and link to this post.
  2. Post a Comment below with the URL of your post that has my link to this post on it

  3. Also include in comment, how to Fave you back. If you forget, don't worry -- I will find you with my divining rod.

I will verify very quickly and return the treatment. Since this blog has comment moderation set to on, you will know that my healing hand has done its job when you see the comment appear below and rise to an altar in the following table.

... and now. Back to our regularly scheduled program "Yoga With Bertha" already in progress.

Participants Who Completed Treatment


Hear what these happy people all have to say about the Dr. Dosh Miracle therapy. Testimonials abound by clicking on their links.

Dosh's Exchange Primer [Show your love]
Show Me the Money [Show the Love]
Azazil.net [Show the Love]
India PR Blog [Show the Love]
Technacular [Show the Love]
Design Adaptions [Show the Love]
Life in the Fast Lane [Show the Love]

2 comments:

  1. Hi there,

    I've already added you to my favs, and gave a link to you from my post on this.

    My username is fastfastlane, and link to my fav is
    http://technorati.com/faves?sub=addfavbtn&add=http://www.fastlanetransport.ca/blog

    You can see your listing here if you like to:
    http://www.fastlanetransport.ca/blog/technorati-favorites-exchange/blogs-websites

    If you wouldn't mind adding me to your list I'd greatly appreciate it :-)

    Cheers!

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